20 4 / 2014

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

(via centralkitty)

20 4 / 2014

  • This is the 2 Bed you are looking for pets
  • Beautiful tidy apt lots of storage-like pets
  • 1 bedroom 1 bath house for rent
  • Apply for our waiting list!!
  • Pretty detached family residence in established location with detached one car

20 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

I am Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. How do I even have friends.

19 4 / 2014

AND ON THE THIRD DAY, HE RISEN UP

19 4 / 2014

heckacute:

I like my women how I like my rope - thick, strong, and capable of mooring a boat to a pier. 

19 4 / 2014

llamaloveszombie:

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

"wait i am a white people."

(via commanderspacehamster)

19 4 / 2014

"Trying to solve gender inequality in the workplace by telling women to be more confident is like re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg. It may give the passengers something to do, but it definitely won’t stop the ship from sinking."

19 4 / 2014

lil dude just hugged a chicken

(Source: hannahbowl, via prettystems)

19 4 / 2014

(Source: occupt, via intotheoven)